Ragnarok is upon is!

Greetings,

     Optiluiz here on this fine day for an apocalypse. Haven't you heard? Ragnarok is upon us! In case you don't know, Ragnarok is the nordic end of days, where the world will be engulfed in three consecutive winters and war shall bring humanity to ruin. Oh, and Odin will be viciously murdered on the battlefield by Fenrir the wolf. There was also something about Frost Giants setting the world on fire, but I didn't pay much attention. Apparently, today is the date, or so some british dudes say.

     As you can see, I'm extremely well-prepared for the event and shall save us all. My experience in Skyrim and movie-watching will be invaluable to lead the survivors to prosperity. Max will probably die, though. And since the world might end, why don't you enjoy this really old creepy doodle of mine?


     Funny enough, this was a character in a story of mine about the end of the world. But now, here's something special for you guys... How about an apocalyptic movie marathon? Here are a few excellent movies (In my humble opinion, of course), to see you through Ragnarok! (I left imdb links on the movie titles so you can find out more about them).

     28 Days Later: This is one of my personal favourites, one of the best horror movies ever made. Everything is so goddamn perfect in this movie, I can't even describe it. It's a realistic zombie apocalypse, and an emotional and thought-provoking experience. Go see this right now if you already haven't!

     Mad Max 2:  Also known as the Road Warrior in North America, this is one of the best action movies ever made, and the one that started the whole post-apocalyptic wasteland thing. Some people prefer the first, but I think the second one is a perfect blend of memorable characters, good story and great action sequences! Avoid the third one though...

     Diary of the Dead: Now a lot of people don't like this one, but I think it's one of the better zombie and found-footage movies out there, plus it's directed by mr. undead himself, George Romero! This is actually a very personal film, with some deep themes about distancing yourself from hurtful experiences. Give it a chance!

     The World's End: This is the most recent movie on the list, but I assure you it's one of the best. More of a comedy than anything else, it still earned it's place on this list. I was originally stuck between Shaun of the Dead and This is the End, but in the end this really is the better film.

     The Road: So, this is by far the saddest movie on this list, not just because of the whole apocalypse thing. Seriously, if you don't feel anything watching this go see a doctor immediatly. But, sadness aside, it's a great film, and one of the more realistic apocalyptic scenarios.

     There are MANY more great apocalyptic movies out there, but for now I think these are good. I hope you all survive so the Epic Club Blog can live on under the watchful guidance of your saviour, Optiluiz. I think that's all for now, and watch out for more updates by Max. I'll leave you with a fitting song, which sadly isn't the Final Countdown. Anyway, here it is:



Chainsaw cheers, 

Optiluiz out.

PS: I expect the views on the blog to grow, apocalypse or not!

PPS: Sorry for being late!

Max - Character Bio!

Greetings,

     Optiluiz here once more to introduce you to Max, since he's too busy to do so himself. (I won't complain, at least we have the drawing now!)

     So, this is our Max, the Emo Clown. Well, I call him that anyways. You'd have to be a clown to be a boy and still wear all that make-up. He's like Marvin the depressed robot, just less happy. He usually hangs out with Optiluiz and Hijo Del Diablo, complaining about life and finding creative ways to die. You'll be seeing him soon in our comics!

     That's all for now, but remember to check in later this week for Ragnarok! The event, not the game. Apparently, it's the end of the world again, and we're not missing that on ECB. (And also check in for Max's announcements later on)...

   This is where you end and I begin. Hello people around the world, Max is back! But now I'm a businessman  and therefore I work hard. So for now it's hard for me to post here, but trust me, I'll be more back soon! With more depression, blackjack and hookers. This was supposed to be a character bio, but fuck it, I don't care. It's the fourth version of this blog and I'm lazier than I have ever been before.

Chainsaw Cheers, 

Optiluiz out.

Unexpected Journeys...

Greetings!

Optiluiz here once more, and it's funny just how natural it feels to be posting regularly once more. It's like riding a virtual bike (though in my current mood I imagine it more as a horse), but with less sweat and insect-eating. Actually, considering how hot it is around here this time of year, the sweat and insects are the same. Anyhow, on to business...

I've been away for a while, so I might as well discuss what's been going on. After facing pretty much the worst year of my life, things began to slowly get better. I guess you can say I unwittingly embarked on a great big personal journey. Since my last post; the world apparently did not end in the supposed Mayan apocalypse, my favourite song became Ziggy Stardust, obscure horror movie marathons became a thing again, I got into college (Film school for the win! Or not...), I began dating a real-life human being and became fascinated with all things Tolkien once more.

Yeah, a lot happened, and I'm not sure which is more surprising. But what matters now, is that I rediscovered myself, and that's why I think I'm ready for the blog once more. The stars are in position and everything feels right, I guess. I actually beat my own record with over 1000 movies on my IMDB list, and have become a pretty decent horror movie buff if I may say so myself. But right now that comes second to my middle earth addiction. For example, take a look at these Smaug doodles I made, based on the original illustrations...




As you can see, I've been reading the Hobbit and playing a lot of Skyrim. Old doodling habits die hard I guess, like Bruce Willis's career. Oh, I'll be returning to ye olde land of ice and maple syrup soon as well. Exciting news, eh? I think that's al- Oh yeah, I think we should have a more interactive environment around the blog, so I'll be accepting suggestions for movie reviews and just about anything else!

I guess that's all for now, and I hope you guys have an awesome day/week/month. I'll be here spending some time with my totally real and not made up girlfriend, and some old friends that we all know and love. Until we meet again on our journeys, far over misty websites cold, through blogs deep and posts of old...

Chainsaw cheers,

- Optiluiz out.




PS: Still waiting on Max's drawings...

Guess who's back? Back again!

Wow.

     Here we are again. It's 2014, and we're back again. I guess deep down I always knew one day I might return. I'm not sure why, but I knew. Well, to make a long story short, the blog is back in action! Years have passed and things have changed, but, for your enjoyment, the Epic Club Blog lives on! It's funny how these things work, but to be honest, I just really missed this place.

     Along with me is Max, the original Co-founder of the blog. We've decided to give this blog another shot of adrenaline right in the heart. It feels good to be back, folks. The ECB 4.0 is a new creature, and I hope you guys will enjoy it. Life has changed much after all these years, but some things stay the same, and I hope you'll embrace our new posts, and we can all be a big, happy (and slightly evil), club again!

     Now, for those just tuning in, why don't you visit our About Us page? And meanwhile, let me introduce you to the blog's main characters! (We'll update this when Max decides to help out).


     Optiluiz is me, The maniacal chainsaw-weilding co-founder of the ECB. He's obviously the most awesome person in this plane of existence, and is ready to fight for that position. He has a hate/hate relationship with his buddy Max (the ex-emo clown), and also really loves movies. A lot. Almost as much as chainsaws. He's also the world's best aspiring writer, and everyone should love him.


     Oh, El Hijo Del Diablo. He goes by many other names, but this sly devil is one of Optiluiz's 'buddies' and shows up every once in a while due to the blog's character's being so darn naughty. He's a good soul at heart, and enjoys roasting orphans on an open fire and long strolls on the lava beaches of hell. Piña Coladas are optional.

     More character bios will be added soon, as soon as Max makes his contribution. You'll see these fellows in our web-comics very soon, and I hope you'll enjoy their misadventures. And by the way, we'll be focusing on hand-drawn content from now on! Takes a long time but it's worth it. Right? RIGHT???

     We don't really look like our cartoonish avatars anymore, but I believe that these guys are still a part of us inside, and I guess that's all that matters. (I never really lost the taste for chainsaws, myself).

     Well, thanks for being here all this time. We've still had lots of views even during the hiatus (even though the most visited post was the Gimp one...), so I'd like to thank all of you. We'll be posting more reviews and videos soon. For now, why don't you listen to the Final Countdown, our blog's Anthem, of course (I know I did. A few hundred times...).

     Chainsaw cheers, everyone.

- Optiluiz out.

PS: It's fucking good to be back!

PSS: Come back soon for our edit with Max's bio!