Veteran of a Thousand Meme Wars - Part XI

Greetings, readers!

Optiluiz here once more with yet another edition of Veteran of a Thousand Meme Wars! I hope you enjoy today's half-assed comic, as it's the last one before Hallow- I mean, October... Which also means that it's my last post as a 22-year-old loser. From now on, I'll be a 23-year-old loser. Yay!

Anyways, how've you guys been? Since we last met, I've done some cool stuff and made some unlikely plans as well. Hell, I went to an Alice Cooper concert for free, and found myself exclusively reviewing The Asylum movies for the forseeable future. Go, amateur journalist me!

I've also finished replaying God of War 3 with Mario, which means that I've replayed every single God of War game in 2017! Sadly, I'm not all that excited for the new one, but who knows, right? In other news, I've also been watching some WKYK, which I'd recommend to anyone who has the same shitty sense of humor that I do.

Not much else to say today, as I've gotta take a long nap and dream about having a robust social life, where gathering a group of friends to play Monopoly isn't an insurmountable struggle. Ta-ta for now, but I'll leave you folks with a classic cooper song in celebration of my good fortune.

Chainsaw cheers,

-Optiluiz out...

PS: I really had to resist the urge to re-post He's Back, but I've been told that I need to expand my musical horizons.

PPS: Ugh, I've been having a hard time dealing with what lies beyond the wall of sleep.

Veteran of a Thousand Meme Wars - Part X

Greetings, Epic Clubbers!

How've you been? Optiluiz here once more with yet another exciting chapter in the Veteran of a Thousand Meme Wars saga! I'd apologize for the comic being a little late, but come on, can you really be late if there was never any expectation for you to be on time? Think about that for a minute.

Anyway, these past few weeks have been pretty crazy. I had my first official journalistic gig, revamped some old projects and even met a few celebrities. I've also seen some kick-ass movies, like the new It and a remastered version of Akira in theaters.

I actually had today's comic prepared for a while now, I just couldn't find the time to post it in between college and consuming dank meme compilations. Either way, despite how hectic things get, life has been alright. I'm still struggling to find players for my Call of Cthulhu campaign, but I think that will be resolved eventually.

Not much else to say for now, but I hope you've enjoyed today's special brand of self-deprecating humor. I'll leave you guys with a song that's been a big part of my late nights recently. Have a great weekend.

Chainsaw cheers,

- Optiluiz out.

PS: You guys should seriously watch It, though the box office numbers suggest that you already have. The book is awesome as well.

PPS: I think I've given up on the Elder Scrolls Online. This is the longest I've tolerated an online game, though.

PPPS: Really feel like hosting a Halloween party this year... Oh well...

Veteran of a Thousand Meme Wars - Part IX

Greetings, Epic Clubbers!

Optiluiz here once more with yet another late comic! How've y'all been? I've been rather busy with driver's ed ( a little late in the game, I know) and life general, but I guess it's time for some more crudely drawn doodles, eh? Not like we have anything better to do, right?

Well, I can actually drive now, just not legally, as the final exam is only next month. I'm free from college until the 14th, and that's pretty cool. I'm also preparing for a Wet Hot American Summer marathon with the peeps (sorry) tomorrow. I've been reading some more Clive Barker as well, so I guess you could say that I'm enjoying my break from 'real' life.

All in all, life is pretty swell, and things are finally winding down after a busy and eventful year. That constant existential droning is still there, but hell, what else is new? I don't have much else to say today, but I'll leave you guys with a kickass tune that reminds of french slashers and my teenage years.

Chainsaw cheers, and have a nice weekend, folks.

-Optiluiz out...

PS: Baby Driver was pretty good.

PPS: I miss Haute Tension. Gotta rewatch that one.

Veteran of a Thousand Meme Wars - Part VIII

Greetings, Epic Clubbers!

Optiluiz here once more to- aw hell, you know the drill. The fact is, I once again performed one of my world-famous disappearing tricks, and somehow wound up in late July without updating the blog. Sorry, I guess.

Well, I hope ya'll enjoy today's comic, which marks the long-awaited end of the second page of Veteran of a Thousand Meme Wars. However, it's certainly not the last one, as this story will be larger than last year's.

These past few months have actually been pretty fun, despite some more of those horrific setbacks that life puts in our way just to fuck with us. Either way, college has been alright, I managed to travel to Maringá once again, and I saw a shitload of fun movies. What else do you need, right?

In all honesty, I missed posting here, but there's been so much shit to keep up with that I somehow let the Epic Club Blog fade into the background of my life. Hopefully  that'll change, but at this point my unexplained disappearances have become part of my blog persona.

I guess that's all for now, but I hope ya'll have a great week. If all goes well, I'll post more in a few days, to try and make up for lost time. Then again, you can't really fight the current when it comes to the fourth dimension, now, can you? I'll leave yet another cyberpunkish song below, just because I can.

Chainsaw cheers,

-Optiluiz out!

PS: Since my last post, I binged American Gods and loved it more than the book, watched some great movies and finished Uncharted 4.

PPS: I also found this weird interactive single-player RPG novel that's honestly pretty fun, if a bit pathetic.

PPPS: I might update you guys on my personal projects soon, but to be honest I'm embarassed by some of it, and it might be best to shroud myself in mystery. For the blog's sake.