The Final Frontier

Greetings, dear readers!

     Optiluiz here once more with a brand new comic about space! I hope you don't misinterpret today's post and think that I'm against space exploration, because astronomy is actually something I'm quite interested in. The problem isn't that there isn't anything of value in outer space, just that there is a whole lot more of nothing than actual things.
     In any case, as soon as it's possible for civilians to leave orbit, I'm selling my organs on the black market and booking a window-seat. It'll be my first step towards becoming a real-life Commander Shepherd! Even if it's dangerous, and even if there's no chance of coming back to earth, I still think the trip would be worth it. Now here's a doodle:

     Before I comment on the doodle, let's all just agree that Resident Evil 6 isn't a bad enough game to abandon the planet for, it's just not Resident Evil enough. Anyway, one thing that's always bothered me about the series (both movies and games), is how the many viruses manage to mutate some individuals into monsters many times larger than their original bodies. How the hell are they accumulating all that mass? The extra cells have to come from somewhere, folks.
     Anyway, I'm rushing to finish Resident Evil 6 soon so I can tackle Mass Effect 3. I guess I'm just aching for some epic science fiction to warm up for Star Wars at the end of the year. Also, my Urth of the New Sun book arrived in the mail this week, after five months of waiting. I guess that's relevant.
     Well, I guess that's all for today, but I hope you guys enjoyed the post, and don't forget to like our Facebook Page HERE! You'll get some exclusive content and know about updates sooner! Now I'll leave you guys with a new web-series that I found (and loved). I hope you all have a great weekend.

Chainsaw cheers,

-Optiluiz out.

New Stories And Old News!

Greetings, readers!

     Optiluiz here on this fine Friday evening to bring you all some exciting news! But first, let me just say that the above comic is partially based on real events, though I don’t think Satan’s beard is that small. In any case, the story I showed Max is the one I mentioned in our last post, based on that fun little sketch. I’m currently trying to sell it, so perhaps you’ll soon be able to read it as well! Now, onto the news…

     Well, this has been a long time coming, but I think it’s finally time to admit defeat. I’ve always preferred blogging on wordpress due to the overall professionalism and the nice layout, but as of late some things have become clearer. I’m not satisfied with the blog’s design, and I still want to eventually get at least a little bit of ad revenue from our posts. In light of this, we’re moving to blogspot (which some of you may have noticed if you’re reading this on the new site)! However, we won’t be deleting the original blog, so you purists can still have fun! Now, here’s a doodle!

    Didya like it? I hope so! My wonderful Girlfriend has gifted me with the Mass Effect trilogy (and RE6), and though I already played the first one a few months ago, I can finally play the rest of it! I’m a sucker for interactive story-telling, so I’ll be content for a while. I also needed something to distract myself as I’ve finally finished reading Lord of the Rings and I feel an emptiness in my heart that only the One Ring can fill. On my next post I’ll go a bit deeper into this, but for now I think suffice to say that Tolkien is a literary god and it was an amazing experience.

     Now, I’m not sure there’s anything else to say. I guess I should mention the Portuguese version of the blog I’m working on, but I think I’ll leave the details for the next post. I’ll leave you guys with a very creepy (and yet strangely cute) video my girlfriend sent me a few days ago. I hope you all have a great weekend, and don’t forget to visit our About Us page for social media links!

Chainsaw cheers,

Optiluiz out.

PS: I hope you all like the new layout! Leave suggestions in the comments!