Heeeeeere's Isa

Hey fellas! How are you guys?

Please forgive my absence yesterday, and I am already apologizing for my apparent lack of creativity, for I’m going through a rigorous week of studying, and therefore some of my neurons aren’t working very well. Well, the topic I’ve chosen this week is school cliques, due to anger and the urge to kill certain people.

      Let’s begin by talking about the clique that is, in my humble opinion, the most disgusting: the popular chicks. I don’t like them.

     Make-up, boys, screams, gossip, money, cell-phones, pop music, brand-name clothes, more boys, futile things, shopping, bathroom photos, complaining, friends, capitalism, superiority complex, narcissism, working out, failure at trying to reproduce with others of the same species (Yeah, lesbianism is tense), and excessive worrying about their appearance even in their sleep. This is what they constantly do. These people worry more about their clothes than themselves. They live in constant competition between themselves, for males and territory, but even if they’re lying, they are ALWAYS the best of friends. Priorities: be as futile as possible to attract attention to self.

     Leaving the pink side of the forc- I mean classroom, we enter “back-of-the-class-mess-makers” territory. I don’t like them either.

     Excessive talking, messes, filth, screams, obscene words, obscene drawings, general horny-ness, cheating, laughs, bothering other people, void lectures, physical education and ‘hot’ teachers. These guys will search for something in you that they can laugh at. Forgive me, but they WILL succeed. Priorities: not having priorities.

The nerds… Oh the nerds… I confess that I like nerds. Good, wholesome creatures, they are. Study, play, play, play, inferiority complex, two cups of rage and a pinch of intelligent humor. This species does not have many characteristics, but the few they have must be emphasized. Priorities: be the best at the online game they play.

     We also have the rockers. I adore them. They hate everyone, but love rock, black, combat boots, good music, metal accessories, long hair, rage, anarchy, system f*******, bad moods, and reasonable study habits. They live in harmony with nerds and prey off of popular people, who generally are located in the back of the class. Priorities: listen to music in peace and criticize other cliques.

     I know... You haven't identified yourself in the above groups, have you? Yeah... I hate people that generalize everything as well. It's a pain. Okay then, congratulations! You might just be like one of us here in the Epic Club! You are an anomaly! You have no determined clique. All you know is that you don't like the popular chicks and the mess-makers. You are an ANOMALY.

     To study, to be a little nerdy, to be a rocker during free time, to complain, do nothing, get angry, insult people, have no social life, to blog, make cult jokes and be in the worst mood possible as you are antipathetic. Yes. This is my clique. If I belong to it it's because I like it. No matter what clique you are from, you will always make a difference in the classroom, for better or for worse... Unless you're an emo, then you don't count. Life in a classroom is an adventure. But, as a modern philosopher once said: "A student is a pirate that fearlessly navigates the seas of boredom in the polluted ocean we call... School.

*WARNING: THE ABOVE TEXT IS PURELY ORIGINATED FROM THE OPINION OF THE AUTHOR.... If you were offended contact your local FBI station.

Optiluiz here, crashing the party. This was a great post, isa, congrats. Now, for a special surprise... Here's my very own personal playlist and... SOME MORE FAN-ART! Yes... We have Charmaine here, double-dipping, and new-comer Diego.  Notebook art is always welcome. Cheers. Hope you enjoy. The first song is on the blog, I chose it because of Isa's post... Click the link below it for the rest, which will play automatically.

 Optiluiz out.



http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=PLAB95F2AAB077252D

Charmaine

 

Diego

PS: I'll be nicer to you guys next time...

Isa out...