Titles Should Be Written After The Text, Moron. Also, Demons.

Hello again,

     Optiluiz here again for another exciting friday post. Be honest with yourself, you  wait all week long for today... Am I right or am I right? We've got some great stuff today, so sit back and relax.

     I honestly hope I didn't scare you guys with last week's rambling. Rambling is scary, and incoherent thought is even scarier. Even so, I believe it can be fun in moderate doses (That's what junkies say, but they end up mentally challenged...). The semester is finishing and pressure is being relived... But more pressure soon surfaces. I've been trying to keep my posts less school-related lately, but it's been hard. After reviewing today's content, all I can say is 'oh well'.

     Bored people are prone to creative outbursts. Angry bored people are prone to violent creative outbursts. Apathic bored people may or may not have creative outbursts. Is it any wonder much of this happens in school? Things get dull after a while and art is our only means of relieving the ensuing inner pressure. Some people don't like what we think about things, and demand not to know so they can continue living in their own little worlds. Sorry people, I don't really care about what you think anymore than I care about... I guess I don't have good analogy going here. I don't think religious topics should be off-limits. Anything that is off-limits regarding criticism  and creativity stimulates ignorance. Once again, 'oh well'. You know what? I'll just post these pictures, I think they speak for themselves. These works of art were produced by none other than Isa, Sr. M. and yours truly. We've posted one of these before, but here is the freshest batch. Please forgive the lack of image quality, but please note that this is totally improvised, and all of these were made in less than 15 minutes...

Torture of the day: IT'S ALIVE!

Torture of the day: Tug of war, hell-style

Torture of the day: Infantile Behaviour

     If chalk-boards could have souls, this one's is black. Some of these resemble certain real life people, but most are just random hell inhabitants... There was more, but censorship is hard to beat, though we always fight the good fight. We will post some more of these in later posts.

     Well, I hope you've enjoyed today's post. Keep coming back for more. I think Isa will be posting next week, or even updating this very post with her particular brand of late-night humor (Comics, yay). Check back later tonight or tomorrow for more info. Thank you for reading, and have a great friday.

Chainsaw cheers,

Optiluiz out.

PS: We aren't Satanists, you know... Just SATANASTIC... Bad pun is Super Effective...

PPS: Feel free to use these characters in your own fan-art. These are Hijos Del Diablo, and they like to have fun.

PPPS: If you take anything we say or draw seriously... You need help. Specific help. MENTAL help.

PPPPS: Rest of the manga next week...

Better Late Than Dead...

Greetings,

     Optiluiz here to ruin your glorious Friday once again. (Round of Applause) Well... Here we are again. Toda- Damn. This song is too good to write to (Wipeout). Nostalgia... It's a peculiar thing, you know. Fading memories that we cherish more than we apparently should. Nostalgia is a beautiful word, in pronunciation and meaning. Writing it feels great as well. Nostalgia. Well, this song makes me feel nostalgic. A simpler time with simpler worries, filled with wonder. Being a kid is great. Lots of things make us feel this way. Certain colours, smells, sounds, etc... These memories remind us that at some point we were real, we were there, we fe- Damn. I'm doing that again. Rambling is a serious problem on a blog.

     Well, as incredible as it may seem, nostalgia will not be today's post. I've tried hard to control myself today and not post yet another school-related rant. It's been hard, but I guess I'll manage. The hate for those fascist pigs still hasn't diminished, I'm just trying not to tire you, our precious readers...

     And so... Isa decided to apologize to you guys in a different way today. She's making the Friday comic while I distract you with text. (Round of laughter) The tone of humor in this comic is slightly less morbid, but still not infantile...

     I guess all there is left to talk about is... What is there to talk about? Oh well. I give up. Rambling time. I gotta fill up this page, I need to write more. The inner voice in my head is telling me to. One of them is, anyways. You guys have inner voices too, right? Sometimes they make me feel like a mere vessel controlled by a group of phantasms in possession of my body... Okay, I went too far there, didn't I? (SHUT UP!)

     Friday is my favourite day of the week. It may be the favourite day of a large part of society, but to me it's a bit more special. Friday has a certain... Ambience to it, that no other day has. It's rather magical, but a bit unnerving as well. Damn. I'm using contradicting ideas again. I'm just distracting you while Isa finishes, so no problem, right? Now that I think about it... I should ramble more on the blog. It's therapeutic, almost. It feels good. I guess you learned a lot today, no? No?

     I guess everyone should ramble every now and then. We all have different views on things, some that can't be expressed in coherent essays or narratives. Rambling is a peculiar thing, it- I'll shut up now. This could become an endless cycle of topics, and I'll still never comment on what Isa drew. (Sigh). I'm done. I hope this was useful for you guys, and thanks for reading (Or Skimming). Today you've learned that rambling is good, we all need to do it sometimes. Oh, that's right, the second chapter of the manga. Download link below. I'll post that and wait for Isa. Bye folks,

Chainsaw Cheers,

Optiluiz.

Life and Death! Manga Chapter 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1FX39MHC

Life and Death! Manga Chapter 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XJ0ATYEP

Hey fellas,

Isa here. I just dropped by to warn you guys that things are going to get hardcore here on the blog. Yeah, that's an intimidation. No, I'm kidding (Why so serious?). Well, every friday we have a  "fifth" hardcore comic now (Quinta). This is a pun that only us Latin Americans can understand. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. Bear hugs...

Isa out.

Heeeeeere's Isa

Hey fellas! How are you guys?

Please forgive my absence yesterday, and I am already apologizing for my apparent lack of creativity, for I’m going through a rigorous week of studying, and therefore some of my neurons aren’t working very well. Well, the topic I’ve chosen this week is school cliques, due to anger and the urge to kill certain people.

      Let’s begin by talking about the clique that is, in my humble opinion, the most disgusting: the popular chicks. I don’t like them.

     Make-up, boys, screams, gossip, money, cell-phones, pop music, brand-name clothes, more boys, futile things, shopping, bathroom photos, complaining, friends, capitalism, superiority complex, narcissism, working out, failure at trying to reproduce with others of the same species (Yeah, lesbianism is tense), and excessive worrying about their appearance even in their sleep. This is what they constantly do. These people worry more about their clothes than themselves. They live in constant competition between themselves, for males and territory, but even if they’re lying, they are ALWAYS the best of friends. Priorities: be as futile as possible to attract attention to self.

     Leaving the pink side of the forc- I mean classroom, we enter “back-of-the-class-mess-makers” territory. I don’t like them either.

     Excessive talking, messes, filth, screams, obscene words, obscene drawings, general horny-ness, cheating, laughs, bothering other people, void lectures, physical education and ‘hot’ teachers. These guys will search for something in you that they can laugh at. Forgive me, but they WILL succeed. Priorities: not having priorities.

The nerds… Oh the nerds… I confess that I like nerds. Good, wholesome creatures, they are. Study, play, play, play, inferiority complex, two cups of rage and a pinch of intelligent humor. This species does not have many characteristics, but the few they have must be emphasized. Priorities: be the best at the online game they play.

     We also have the rockers. I adore them. They hate everyone, but love rock, black, combat boots, good music, metal accessories, long hair, rage, anarchy, system f*******, bad moods, and reasonable study habits. They live in harmony with nerds and prey off of popular people, who generally are located in the back of the class. Priorities: listen to music in peace and criticize other cliques.

     I know... You haven't identified yourself in the above groups, have you? Yeah... I hate people that generalize everything as well. It's a pain. Okay then, congratulations! You might just be like one of us here in the Epic Club! You are an anomaly! You have no determined clique. All you know is that you don't like the popular chicks and the mess-makers. You are an ANOMALY.

     To study, to be a little nerdy, to be a rocker during free time, to complain, do nothing, get angry, insult people, have no social life, to blog, make cult jokes and be in the worst mood possible as you are antipathetic. Yes. This is my clique. If I belong to it it's because I like it. No matter what clique you are from, you will always make a difference in the classroom, for better or for worse... Unless you're an emo, then you don't count. Life in a classroom is an adventure. But, as a modern philosopher once said: "A student is a pirate that fearlessly navigates the seas of boredom in the polluted ocean we call... School.

*WARNING: THE ABOVE TEXT IS PURELY ORIGINATED FROM THE OPINION OF THE AUTHOR.... If you were offended contact your local FBI station.

Optiluiz here, crashing the party. This was a great post, isa, congrats. Now, for a special surprise... Here's my very own personal playlist and... SOME MORE FAN-ART! Yes... We have Charmaine here, double-dipping, and new-comer Diego.  Notebook art is always welcome. Cheers. Hope you enjoy. The first song is on the blog, I chose it because of Isa's post... Click the link below it for the rest, which will play automatically.

 Optiluiz out.



http://www.youtube.com/playlist?p=PLAB95F2AAB077252D

Charmaine

 

Diego

PS: I'll be nicer to you guys next time...

Isa out...